Wednesday, July 23, 2008
♥ Happy Birthday, Ashie!
Happy Birthday to my bitch,
Kristin Asheela.
18 July 1991
Queen T
Lala Shen
Kristin. She hates being called that name.
Please call her that from now on.
Valerie a.k.a Veronica
Von, future Kaydee. Love the name.
Edna
Veronica
Kaydee.
Tati, my yellow pages of shopping.
Mari's fat face next to flawless Kaydee's
Viviene, love the earrings.
AS IF
Suprisingly, the Mothership did NOT scold me at all.
Had an awesome week. =)
Monday
Eh, I did a treasure hunt for Ash you know.
Each table has a clue and she has to pick up her presents.
I have photos as clues.
Damn you Joyce!
Now my present looks like crap.
Okay, let's go to class and we map your final present to mine.
Joyce Mari
Kristin Asheela.
18 July 1991
10 Things I love about Ashie:[ I'm fucking straight.]
Number 1
We can talk about the most random shit in the world and it's the funniest thing ever.
Number 2
She's my partner in crime. Need I say more?
Number 3
She is my life support. Keeps my feet on the ground.
Number 4
Hate to admit it but she's the live wire of 5 Jati.
Number 5
She is as horny as I am. And we're damn proud of it.
Number 6
She's there for me even if she denies it.
Number 7
We get each other. Period.
Number 8
We have different taste in men. I hope she doesn't steal mine.
Number 9
She has patience for me, the rude and bising hell of a bitch.
Number 10
She loves me 96%
[ According to a primary school love calculation method ]
Queen T
Lala Shen
Kristin. She hates being called that name.Please call her that from now on.
Valerie a.k.a Veronica
Von, future Kaydee. Love the name.
Edna
Veronica
Kaydee.
Tati, my yellow pages of shopping.
Mari's fat face next to flawless Kaydee's
Viviene, love the earrings.
PHONE CONVO[17 July 2008, 11.30pm]Happy Birthday woman! One more year to legal.
Huh? Not yet also.
But it's 1230 already.
No, you dumbass! It's only 1130.
Oh shit! My bloody phone is wrong.
LOL. What a dumbass.
Sorry la. A bit blur dah.
So what are we doing tomorrow?
See first la. That's tomorrow's problem.
Okay, but you better get your ass to school.
Bla... bla...
[ Clicks off ]
Ash
18 July 2008.
2pm
Mum, I'm going Curve later for Ash's birthday.
Cannot. Your exams coming.
But it's just an ujian. A TOPICAL UJIAN.
Your exams not important is it?
It is. But not Monday's. It's just Chemistry.
No, stay at home and study.
Mum Mari
AS IF
5pm
Bye mum. Be back at 9pm.
[ Mum yells some mumbo jumbo... ]
Seriously give face man.
I went back at SEMBILAN.
How bloody gay ass early is that!?
Mari
9pm
Mum is damn pissed at you.
Shit, but I need to go out tomorrow too.
Better not. She'll kill you.
Nah, won't la.
Angel Mari
Weekends' mission: Present hunting.Bought:
Ashie a Clinique Lippy.
Bloody nice red purse for myself.
A present for a very special someone.
Had an awesome week. =)
Monday
Eh, I did a treasure hunt for Ash you know.
Each table has a clue and she has to pick up her presents.
I have photos as clues.
Damn you Joyce!
Now my present looks like crap.
Okay, let's go to class and we map your final present to mine.
Joyce Mari
I hid behind the faraway stairs then ran to Belian.
Kajun, what happened?
She read the note and screamed.
HUH?
Eh, what's your problem?
Don't give me intellectual games! My brain's not working.
Aiyah, faster la!
Kajun Ash MariBasically, she was ecstatic for the rest of the day.