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Thursday, May 28, 2009

♥ Learning to count with Zhi from Zero to Ten












A picture means a thousand words.

I have officially turned Zhi, GAY.

♥ And I will annoy you. ♥

♥ My Version of Twilight



As you can see from this picture, we have all grown accustomed to this as the cover of
Twilight.



My wonderfully-pale classmate, TJ has managed to pull of the Edward Cullen hands.



My rather tan friend, Zhi managed to pull off the Jacob Black hands. LOL



LOL. So much for spending a fortune for your cover, Stephenie. ;)

♥ And I will annoy you. ♥

♥ Apologies


I would like to apologize to my ever-so eager kipas group who has been dying for a blog update from me.


Well, as I've promised in my MAKA KAMI RAKYAT MALAYSIA, I was supposed to blog every alternate day.

Hence, I shall post a few posts today to POU FAN SOU (pay back my debts). =)


XOXO


♥ And I will annoy you. ♥

Saturday, May 16, 2009

♥ THIS IS THE BEST ESSAY EVER!


Pada petang itu, kami sekeluarga bertolak pulang dari Port Dickson. Ibu dan ayah mengambil peluang cuti sekolah utk berkelah di tepi laut. Hujan renyai - renyai semakin lebat. Adik dan abg berbuat bising di tempat duduk belakang. Oleh itu , ibu tampar muka mereka berkali-kali sehingga mereka diam .


Dalam perjalanan, enjin kereta kami tiba-tiba rosak dan terus dibakar. Kami keluar dari kereta itu memexplode dan kami terplanting dan jatuh ke tanah. Sebuah bas yg membawa penumpang melanggar kereta kami yg ada api. Ayah saya sgt marah.
Dia pergi ke bas itu dan mengkick tayar bas itu. Pemandu bas itu takut dan terus bergerak dari sana. Ayah dan ibu saya marah dan mengejar bas itu. Bas itu meggunakan nitrousnya lalu membuang penumpangnya supaya menjadi lebih ringan. Penumpang menjadi marah dan megejar bas itu .


Pemandu bas itu bergerak begitu laju sampai menjadi abu. Bas itu hilang. Pemandu bas itu duduk di tgh jalan. Tiba-tiba, sebuah kereta melanggarnya dan dia terbang ke matahari. Ayah dan ibu serta penumpang yg lain marah lalu cuba merosakkan kereta itu. Pemandu kereta itu menekan butang merah besar dan kereta tersebut menjadi sebuah jet fighter .


Jet itu menembak semua org, tiba-tiba ayah aku melompat ke jet itu dan tiba-tiba meletup mcm nuclear bomb. Semua org mati. Saya sgt terkejut. Tiba-tiba, pemandu bas itu terbang balik ( dpd matahari ) dan menjadi fire man. Seluruh badan dia terbakar dan dia mati .


Seorang polis dtg dan tanya aku apa yg berlaku. Tiba-tiba dia mati dlm terkejut. Aku memandu keretanya lalu meleput di bandar. Itulah benda yg tidak boleh ku lupa .

♥ And I will annoy you. ♥

♥ Another random experience


One fine day, the Hitz.fm crew decided to grace us with their appearance outside TBS. They were giving out freebies which would be in my opinion FAR more lousy compared to Fly. fm


Guess what were they giving out?


1. Listerine

It's as if they are hinting college students have bad dental health.
We do know to brush, floss and gargle!


2. CD's recovered from the ancient ruins

Michelle Branch



Sugar Ray



3. Tickets to
Monsters vs. Aliens

Rather cool as its in my list of MUST-WATCH



4. Corntos

The sucky BBQ ones.

CHILLY CHEESE WAY BETTER!!

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Oh btw, all this happened during English class break. When we got back to class, we were 20 minutes late!
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Well, Corntos was having a competition:

A contestant has to take a packet of Corntos and sort of make a spontaneous video out of it...




Guess who was the unlucky bitch who got shoved to the front to do it.



Yeah, I had to sign a fcukin' contract to just do this shit. LOL.


Wanna know what I did?

Took a packet of Corntos
Ripped open the packet
Took one lousy Corntos shoved it into my mouth
Show the weirdest fake-orgasm face

Smiled and attempted to drag the fucking huge Corntos dummy with me
Ended up looking constipated and panting like fuck.
Sigh. =)

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The Great Adventures of

Marianne the Fcukhead


Ta-da

♥ And I will annoy you. ♥

Sunday, May 10, 2009

♥ Congratulations Wondergirl

Congratulations Wondergirl




Upon your admittance to Raffles Design Institute on an


ABSO'FUCKIN'LUTELY FREE

RIDE
. ;)


Lots of love,
M.

♥ And I will annoy you. ♥

Friday, May 8, 2009

♥ My Immaculate Cantonese.

It all started with The MOTHERSHIP nagging =)
Windows Live Conversation which took place one floor apart under the same roof.


Marianne says:
*LEI HOU CHONG LIONG ARRRR
You better go and bathe.

R a c h e l ♥ says:
*HOU LA
Okay.

Marianne says:
*LEI HEI SEEN LA
You go first la.

R a c h e l ♥ says:
*MM HOU KAM CHOU
Don't be so kecoh.

Marianne says:
*NGO OI BLOG YAT JING KAN SEEN
I want to blog for awhile first.

R a c h e l ♥ says:
*LEI MM HOU GONG FAI WA LA
Don't talk nonsense la.

Marianne says:
*FAI WA SIU KONG
Talk less crap.

R a c h e l ♥ says:
*KONG SAM KONG SEI
Talk 3 talk 4.

Marianne says:
*KAU MM TAP PAT
8 does not stack on 9.

R a c h e l ♥ says:
*LEI CHUNG LEONG HOU LOI KA
*FAI TIT LA
You bathe for a long time.
Faster la.

Marianne says:
*tit?
*oooooooooooo
*HOU LA
*HOU LA
*NGO YEE KA HUI
Okay.
Okay.
I'll go now.

R a c h e l ♥ says:
*TEK LEI KE SEE FAT
Kick your ass

Marianne says:
*TEK PAO HUI LA... NGO KE SEE FATT HOU HOU TEK KEH
Kick all you want. My ass very nice to kick.

R a c h e l ♥ says:
*LEI GONG KA!! TANG KAN NGO KIU ANGELINE TEK. YIN HAU, LAM LEI SAT SAT
You say one arr. Later I'll get Angeline to kick then hug you really tight.

Marianne says:
*NGO MOU YEH HOU KONG JOR
*LEI HEI FAN KUAI LA... TUK LEI KA NARUTO PAO PAO HUI
I've no comment. You head back to your hole and read your Naruto la.

R a c h e l ♥ says:
*NGO MING PAK, LEI MM HAI HOU CHUNG MING KEH
I understand, you're not that intelligent

Marianne says:
*TUK TOU LEI KE LOU FATT MOU
Read until your brains got moss.


Love,
The Retard Sisters.

♥ And I will annoy you. ♥

♥ A special dedication to the POTATO


Notice how adorably bitchy
he is with my


umbrella-ella-ella.

Eh eh eh...

♥ And I will annoy you. ♥

♥ What a banana monkey...



Enjoy my random post.
I seriously love this fuckhead =)

♥ And I will annoy you. ♥

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

♥ A dose of random-ness.

STARTING OF WITH RANDOM:

Well, like I've promised. I will be posting about really random crap:

It was during Economics class that we talked about very interesting sexual facts:

No 1: Ingin jadi SUPERMAN? Gel keras, lama dan panjang.
Note: Val thought that KERAS meant TEBAL.

No 2: Animal porn is where humans have sex with animals.
Note: The one that really got my attention was HUMAN and FISH. LOL. Can you imagine the fish flopping around inside the female's Red Sea?

No 3: For the boys in 2.1 who does not know what tampons are, they really are a type of sampan.
Note: Just that it transforms into a submarine upon entering the borders of the Red Sea.

No 4: We had a survey about overall health.
Note: I discovered that the only honest person in 2.1 is Sanjay when it comes to sexual health.

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Well, I was strolling down the walkway in SS15.
No, more like trudging coz my bag was a fcukload.

Some random backside (in layman terms: STUPID PERSON) bumped into me.


I dropped my bottle and guess what?!

He did a 90 degree head turn, mumbled something and walked off.


Leaving poor Marianne who has been trudging under a hot sun with a broken bottle and a broken heart...
(I would like to clarify that the backside did NOT apologize). =(

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My classmates and I went to a shop selling custom-made shirts in front of main campus.

And TJ was apparently interested in the pants the mannequin was wearing...

So being a good soul, I searched for the price tag for the pants but it was nowhere to be seen.

Hence, as a seasoned shopper with a gut feeling that it's inside the pants...

I shoved my hands into the pants and started searching blindly for it...


I was accused of being 'gatal' and quote TJ.

"Mari, even the mannequin also you wanna grope?"
(Loosely translated from Cantonese)


Sigh... So much for being a nice person.

Oh yeah, and I discovered that LZ is still a virgin(in shirt only).
Teehee.




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Spent my Sunday night, cam-whoring with Angel. =) These are the outcomes:

P.S.: Note that Angel is trying to destroy the drums with her almighty head.











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