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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

♥ A dose of random-ness.

STARTING OF WITH RANDOM:

Well, like I've promised. I will be posting about really random crap:

It was during Economics class that we talked about very interesting sexual facts:

No 1: Ingin jadi SUPERMAN? Gel keras, lama dan panjang.
Note: Val thought that KERAS meant TEBAL.

No 2: Animal porn is where humans have sex with animals.
Note: The one that really got my attention was HUMAN and FISH. LOL. Can you imagine the fish flopping around inside the female's Red Sea?

No 3: For the boys in 2.1 who does not know what tampons are, they really are a type of sampan.
Note: Just that it transforms into a submarine upon entering the borders of the Red Sea.

No 4: We had a survey about overall health.
Note: I discovered that the only honest person in 2.1 is Sanjay when it comes to sexual health.

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Well, I was strolling down the walkway in SS15.
No, more like trudging coz my bag was a fcukload.

Some random backside (in layman terms: STUPID PERSON) bumped into me.


I dropped my bottle and guess what?!

He did a 90 degree head turn, mumbled something and walked off.


Leaving poor Marianne who has been trudging under a hot sun with a broken bottle and a broken heart...
(I would like to clarify that the backside did NOT apologize). =(

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My classmates and I went to a shop selling custom-made shirts in front of main campus.

And TJ was apparently interested in the pants the mannequin was wearing...

So being a good soul, I searched for the price tag for the pants but it was nowhere to be seen.

Hence, as a seasoned shopper with a gut feeling that it's inside the pants...

I shoved my hands into the pants and started searching blindly for it...


I was accused of being 'gatal' and quote TJ.

"Mari, even the mannequin also you wanna grope?"
(Loosely translated from Cantonese)


Sigh... So much for being a nice person.

Oh yeah, and I discovered that LZ is still a virgin(in shirt only).
Teehee.



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Spent my Sunday night, cam-whoring with Angel. =) These are the outcomes:

P.S.: Note that Angel is trying to destroy the drums with her almighty head.











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