Friday, May 8, 2009
♥ My Immaculate Cantonese.
It all started with The MOTHERSHIP nagging =)
Windows Live Conversation which took place one floor apart under the same roof.
Marianne says:
*LEI HOU CHONG LIONG ARRRR
R a c h e l ♥ says:
*HOU LA
Marianne says:
*LEI HEI SEEN LA
R a c h e l ♥ says:
*MM HOU KAM CHOU
Marianne says:
*NGO OI BLOG YAT JING KAN SEEN
R a c h e l ♥ says:
*LEI MM HOU GONG FAI WA LA
Marianne says:
*FAI WA SIU KONG
*KONG SAM KONG SEI
*KAU MM TAP PAT
*LEI CHUNG LEONG HOU LOI KA
*FAI TIT LA
*tit?
*oooooooooooo
*HOU LA
*HOU LA
*NGO YEE KA HUI
*TEK LEI KE SEE FAT
*TEK PAO HUI LA... NGO KE SEE FATT HOU HOU TEK KEH
*LEI GONG KA!! TANG KAN NGO KIU ANGELINE TEK. YIN HAU, LAM LEI SAT SAT
*NGO MOU YEH HOU KONG JOR
*LEI HEI FAN KUAI LA... TUK LEI KA NARUTO PAO PAO HUI
*NGO MING PAK, LEI MM HAI HOU CHUNG MING KEH
Marianne says:
*TUK TOU LEI KE LOU FATT MOU
Windows Live Conversation which took place one floor apart under the same roof.
Marianne says:
*LEI HOU CHONG LIONG ARRRR
You better go and bathe.
R a c h e l ♥ says:
*HOU LA
Okay.
Marianne says:
*LEI HEI SEEN LA
You go first la.
R a c h e l ♥ says:
*MM HOU KAM CHOU
Don't be so kecoh.
Marianne says:
*NGO OI BLOG YAT JING KAN SEEN
I want to blog for awhile first.
R a c h e l ♥ says:
*LEI MM HOU GONG FAI WA LA
Don't talk nonsense la.
Marianne says:
*FAI WA SIU KONG
Talk less crap.
R a c h e l ♥ says:*KONG SAM KONG SEI
Talk 3 talk 4.
Marianne says:*KAU MM TAP PAT
8 does not stack on 9.
R a c h e l ♥ says:*LEI CHUNG LEONG HOU LOI KA
*FAI TIT LA
You bathe for a long time.
Faster la.
Marianne says:Faster la.
*tit?
*oooooooooooo
*HOU LA
*HOU LA
*NGO YEE KA HUI
Okay.
Okay.
I'll go now.
R a c h e l ♥ says:Okay.
I'll go now.
*TEK LEI KE SEE FAT
Kick your ass
Marianne says:*TEK PAO HUI LA... NGO KE SEE FATT HOU HOU TEK KEH
Kick all you want. My ass very nice to kick.
R a c h e l ♥ says:*LEI GONG KA!! TANG KAN NGO KIU ANGELINE TEK. YIN HAU, LAM LEI SAT SAT
You say one arr. Later I'll get Angeline to kick then hug you really tight.
Marianne says:*NGO MOU YEH HOU KONG JOR
*LEI HEI FAN KUAI LA... TUK LEI KA NARUTO PAO PAO HUI
I've no comment. You head back to your hole and read your Naruto la.
R a c h e l ♥ says:*NGO MING PAK, LEI MM HAI HOU CHUNG MING KEH
I understand, you're not that intelligent
Marianne says:
*TUK TOU LEI KE LOU FATT MOU
Read until your brains got moss.
Love,
The Retard Sisters.
Love,
The Retard Sisters.
♥ A special dedication to the POTATO
Notice how adorably bitchy
he is with myumbrella-ella-ella.
Eh eh eh...
♥ What a banana monkey...
Enjoy my random post.I seriously love this fuckhead =)
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
♥ A dose of random-ness.
STARTING OF WITH RANDOM:Well, like I've promised. I will be posting about really random crap:
It was during Economics class that we talked about very interesting sexual facts:
No 1: Ingin jadi SUPERMAN? Gel keras, lama dan panjang.
Note: Val thought that KERAS meant TEBAL.
No 2: Animal porn is where humans have sex with animals.
Note: The one that really got my attention was HUMAN and FISH. LOL. Can you imagine the fish flopping around inside the female's Red Sea?
No 3: For the boys in 2.1 who does not know what tampons are, they really are a type of sampan.
Note: Just that it transforms into a submarine upon entering the borders of the Red Sea.
No 4: We had a survey about overall health.
Note: I discovered that the only honest person in 2.1 is Sanjay when it comes to sexual health.
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Well, I was strolling down the walkway in SS15.
No, more like trudging coz my bag was a fcukload.
Some random backside (in layman terms: STUPID PERSON) bumped into me.
I dropped my bottle and guess what?!
He did a 90 degree head turn, mumbled something and walked off.
Leaving poor Marianne who has been trudging under a hot sun with a broken bottle and a broken heart...
(I would like to clarify that the backside did NOT apologize). =(
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My classmates and I went to a shop selling custom-made shirts in front of main campus.
And TJ was apparently interested in the pants the mannequin was wearing...
So being a good soul, I searched for the price tag for the pants but it was nowhere to be seen.
Hence, as a seasoned shopper with a gut feeling that it's inside the pants...
I shoved my hands into the pants and started searching blindly for it...
I was accused of being 'gatal' and quote TJ.
"Mari, even the mannequin also you wanna grope?"(Loosely translated from Cantonese)
Sigh... So much for being a nice person.
Oh yeah, and I discovered that LZ is still a virgin(in shirt only).
Teehee.
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Spent my Sunday night, cam-whoring with Angel. =) These are the outcomes:
P.S.: Note that Angel is trying to destroy the drums with her almighty head.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
♥ Helllooooooooo
Yellow!
Bet you miss me tons.
Oh gosh, I have been M.I.A. for a really long time. WOW-zers a solid 3 months since i last posted.
Well, to update my frequent guests, I have been busy and still hopping mad as a hatter.
The reasons the blog was dead dead:
First: I'm lazy
Second: I'm becoming lazier by the second *credits to very lazy boyfriend*
Third: My blog has been rather boring and not user-friendly
Butttttttt anyways, all that will change now.
Stands straight like a nutter and does the ikrar gesture;
Maka kami rakyat Malaysia berikrar akan menumpukan seluruh tenaga dan usaha kami untuk mencapai cita-cita tersebut:
I, Marianne, vow to at least blog every alternate day.
*Eventhough my content is very random, 18SX and unorthodox.
Stay tuned bitchy people.
Boom boom shake shake, now drop.